January 2012
clungetastic:
omg i want to use this for everything
what do you call a laptop that can sing?
a dell
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why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?
tequila
your dog just died
black people
December 2011
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fuck you, i didn’t do shit wrong.
stealawaymypride:
My soulmate and I are far too much alike.
But
I
like it.
;)
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Girl: I’m soooo baked right now. Boy: Lol yeah you are. Girl is actually Pillsbury brand cinnamon rolls baked at 375 degrees and topped with delicious vanilla frosting; available at Walmart.
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paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
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day’s so shitty, seems like i was staring into a port-o-john.
deeezsteez:
I’m just going to stop being so attached. I’m too pessimistic. It’s not healthy for me. Especially when I take everything so seriously to the heart.. I just keep messing up. I need to stop being pathetic. I’m too much of a sensitive person in a relationship.
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when you stop arguing with someone and they say...
