December 2010
Sacofricosis is the practice of cutting a hole in...
keanu-reeves:
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EVERY TIME.
Everyone is like out there having a life during...
justalittleconfused:
and I’m like;
Not Seeing Joe Jonas at the Mall
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not seeing Joe Jonas at the mall. My uncle didn’t get home in time to take me there.
[Femail, 11]
femail.
Complaining About Tumblarity
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is complaining about Tumblarity when we had it, because now every time I look at my blog all I can think is “damn, my Tumblarity would be so effin’ high right now.”
[Female, 18]
http://threewords.me/muhmuhmars →
hi, i'm mars and i have a domination fetish.
it isn’t extreme or anything, i just like being pushed around and shit. >:D
so last night i had this dream that they remade double dare and i was on it and my mom kept yelling at me for no apparent reason.
cool story bro
Sinistrophilia is an attraction to...
me: i stuck my fist up your ass last night
mars: so that's why i can't walk
me: ayup
mars: well, i feel violated and aroused
me: i imagine that's what rape feels like
Blink 182 - Happy Holidays, You Bastard
It’s...
alanna: question 5, are you currently dating anyone herpderp
mars: ... please find a fire and die in it.
wanna go do illegal things with me in the...
sandvagalectomy:
like downloading music.
DFHKJGFDFUIGH i remember this
tener es tuve; estar estuve ir es fui y también...
YES<3
Fear of a name increases fear of the thing... →
natyouignorantslut:
LOL OMG SCENE-NAME GENERATOR
godlyfecalmatter:
tonyperrysjedibraid:
taylorloveshugs:
moshsaurus:
corinaphernelia:
dannuurr:
-r0fl:
300suns:
Mine’s ALEXANDRA ABANDONMENT
Lmfao, mine’s Nikki DejaVu.
Why didn’t I use this back…
mars monkeybars<3
fyeahthatssoraven:
Undercover Superstar
...
eleanor rigby on repeat
loviinn’ it <3
i love that when i say something about how i...
someonegimmeaname:
muhmuhmars:
the only one that gives a fuck is my ex, and that was probably only out of pity.
i think i’m gonna go back to pretending everything’s okay when i’m actually falling apart.
i give a fuck!
baby i knoww, i meant besides you. i swear, any other chick can post that and people like shit themselves. i post it, nothing.
and dat gif
i love that when i say something about how i...
the only one that gives a fuck is my ex, and that was probably only out of pity.
i think i’m gonna go back to pretending everything’s okay when i’m actually falling apart.
someonegimmeaname:
so a while ago, jaden asked me to write him a fake love note.
so i did. only it was more me talking about wanting to have sex with him.
his parents found it over the weekend.
that was so great. xD